February 2012
“a woman has never picked up the tab on a date i asked her out on i’m a man and life is so hard boo hoo hoo it sucks to have a penis we have it so much harder than everyone!! women get a free pass through life!!!”
- literal babies
I'm having a fucking panic attack →
i’m on the verge of tears
these people are really hugging me
my dad is such an asshole
i hate him
i literally hate him
http://alldeadmormonsarenowgay.com/ →
holy shit holy shit i have to go play mass effect and mass effect 2 i only have like 12 days to finish both games with my renegade before mass effect 3 oh my god
2 tags
Non, je ne regrette rien - Edith Piaf
3 tags
THE MAN, THE MYTH, THE LEGEND, THE IDIOT
i need to hang out down town and cry more often, it makes me feel like people care
1 tag
my dog didn’t get to show me her new toy last night so as soon as she knew i was up, she grabbed it and started whining
she won’t leave a room without it
good dog
do you guys know how i can induce/fake a fever so i garner sympathy from my mom who’s legitimately mad at me for making fun of her when she cried over a youtube video montage with the song “you raise me up”?
did anyone even read what i just typed because I GOT SENT A GIF OF SOME GUY’S PENIS AND I’M ACTUALLY CONSIDERING KILLING MYSELF oh my god don’t you dare send me pictures of your penis if i don’t know you and don’t care about your privacy because i
i am going to post it
i’m going to do it
it was funny gif
i laughed
hi i slept all day all day from 10am to 11pm and boy am i tired. i think i have bedsores.
someone sent me a .gif of their penis and i don’t know if i want to live anymore.
